Family Fun

We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don’t bite your nails. Don’t fidget. Don’t interrupt. Don’t belch. If we did any of the dont’s, we knew we’d disqualify ourselves instantly. But some job applicants go light years beyond this. We surveyed top [...]

After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle man departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to meet his wife the next day at the conclusion of her business trip to Minneapolis. They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time together.
Unfortunately, there was some sort of [...]

01. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged.
02. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.
03. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling.
04. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
06. Pay the [...]

A thermodynamics professor had written atake home exam for his graduate students. It had one question:
“Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof.”
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) [...]

I had just spent 7 days exploring the Broken Group Islands with the 4 others in my group and was making the crossing from Gilbert to the docks a Seachart. I was sad to be leaving because it was such a great experience but glad to be getting to the dock and cleaned up for [...]

* A little child in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed the offering plates. When they neared the pew where he sat, the youngster piped up so that everyone could hear: “Don’t pay for me, Daddy, I’m under five.”
* A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his [...]