Funny Quotes

Work Quotes

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
Robert Frost
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse
Dennis Miller
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a [...]

Writers Quotes

he difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Tom Clancy
I never know what I think about something until I read what I’ve written on it.
William Faulkner
I handed in a script last year and the studio didn’t change one word. The word they didn’t change was on page 87.
Steve Martin
I have always been a [...]

Funny Marriage Quotes

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.
Molly McGee
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a [...]